we've graduated from fruit to common household objects

Ah, remember the days when the baby was the size of a grape?

Well, at 25 weeks, the baby, according to Babyfit.com, is....

..."about the size of a household telephone."

What kind of phone? A sleek modern kind that cordless? A fat old one with a rotary dial? What? What?

A couple of weeks prior, the baby was "the size of a Nerf football" and "about the size of a Barbie doll."

I can only imagine what's coming next. If I see "about the size of a the car you drive," I'm in big trouble.