[Paul and I are talking about something at work]
Aidan: Stop talking-- I want to talk!
Us: What's that, Aidan?
Aidan: Stop talking guys.
Us: Okay, Aidan. You talk. What do you want to talk about?
[Silence]
Aidan: I can't talk. You help me guys.
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Aidan: Mama! I want more booty!
Me: How do you ask nicely?
Aidan: Booty please!
Me: The whole thing, please! (Lately, I've been able to get away with just giving him "the look" and I don't even have to say anything.)
Aidan: Mama, can I have some Pirate Booty please?
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Us: Did you have fun at school today, Aidan?
AIdan: Uh-huh. (Usually his mouth is full with grapes, oranges, or the aforementioned Booty)
Us: What did you do today?
Aidan: I play with playdough and I pinched [child's name omitted to protect their identity and Aidan's reputation]
Us: Aidan, it's not nice to pinch your friends. You shouldn't pinch your friends.
Aidan: It was funny--- bwaa ha haaa!
Us: That's not funny, Aidan.
Aidan: It's he-larious!
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